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Clifton Caption Competition

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To celebrate the launch of our new GA Experts Google Analytics Blog - we’re giving away a Google Analytics T-Shirt to the best answer to our caption competition. What is Head of European Web Analytics for Google, Dr. Brian Clifton saying to the Thomson Local catwoman at the recent SES London Conference?
Winners: The best answers will receive an official Google Analytics T-Shirt and will be listed here - keep it clean folks….

11 Responses to “Clifton Caption Competition”

  1. GA Experts Says:
    June 23rd, 2006 at 8:51 am

    Current favourites include:

    “Dr. Brian Clifton… Always thinking about optimization.” - Justin Cutroni of EpikOne.

    “What a coincidence! I see you’re not wearing a tie either.” - Michael Harrison of ROI Revolution.

    “Brian Clifton thought he was stood next to a sign saying ‘Ogle’” - Catherine Kempton of Omega Digital Media.

    Get your captions in now - the competition closes soon…

  2. Oliver, nonoke@gmail.com Says:
    June 26th, 2006 at 9:30 am

    He is saying something that doesn´t matter in this context, but Brian, like every other Web Analytics Veteran, might think about the old maxim “Measure - Analyze - Act” when facing this visualisation. - So this should be the caption here, right?

  3. Jim Sterne Says:
    June 26th, 2006 at 9:30 am

    “Yes, ‘booth babe’ will generate more visits, but ‘promotional model’ will bring the sort of attention you actually want.”

  4. Avinash Kaushik Says:
    June 26th, 2006 at 9:31 am

    Ahhh I see you are a fan of “Google Blue” would you consider posing for us in other colors of the Google logo? : )

  5. GA Experts Says:
    June 26th, 2006 at 9:35 am

    Thanks for all your entries, choosing a winner is going to be really tough. Closing date has been set at the end of the week - 30th June - and we’ll be in touch with the winner then.

  6. Scott McClintock Says:
    June 27th, 2006 at 9:41 am

    ah, you know, BLUE is one of my favorite colors…

    Through various multi-variant testing the data is conclusive that I like BLUE…

    Nice boots

  7. Cory Says:
    June 27th, 2006 at 9:42 am

    Here’s my two:

    1. “in fact… Google is planning on improved utility belt integration for late Q4. “

    2. “Really? I did not realize coffee mugs were your top converting product on the League of Justice website.”

  8. Nicola Grinham Says:
    June 27th, 2006 at 3:24 pm

    Brian Clifton starts to question Google’s “Dog Only” office policy

  9. GA Experts Says:
    July 3rd, 2006 at 8:57 am

    Thanks for all your posts - this competition is now closed.

    Results will be posted as soon as we have had a chance to review them all.

  10. GA Experts Says:
    July 5th, 2006 at 1:28 pm

    RESULT:

    The winner with 42.9% of the vote is…

    “Brian Clifton thought he was stood next to a sign saying ‘Ogle’”
    from Catherine Kempton of Omega Digital Media.

    Congratulations Catherine - your Google Analytics T-Shirt is on its way

  11. Peeb Says:
    November 15th, 2007 at 1:35 pm

    I’m sorry madam, but I don’t care for those catty remarks.

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